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Love the little things... Kill everything else.

I'm Jakky, is 17, a Gemini, professional weirdo. Professionally. Anyway, welcome to my blog where... wait, why are you even here?
Apr 15 '17
larstheyeti:
“theawkwardyeti.com
”

larstheyeti:

theawkwardyeti.com

Apr 7 '17
ivorythephilosopher:
“ stephenraygarza:
“ honeysuckle-princess:
“this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.
”
not risking it.
”
Not even scrolling past it
”

ivorythephilosopher:

stephenraygarza:

honeysuckle-princess:

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

not risking it.

Not even scrolling past it

Mar 21 '17
wronghands1:
“in honour of the legend…
”

wronghands1:

in honour of the legend…

Mar 14 '17
foxnewsfuckfest:
“ honey-andtar:
“ stripperetiquette:
“ islndquxxn:
“ princessnic0lee:
“ violentwanderlust:
“ omg-its-mayru:
“ brownbabysugar:
“ corncobjelly:
“ echolalien:
“ This is the money butt.
It only appears every 124078932423 posts. Reblog in...

foxnewsfuckfest:

honey-andtar:

stripperetiquette:

islndquxxn:

princessnic0lee:

violentwanderlust:

omg-its-mayru:

brownbabysugar:

corncobjelly:

echolalien:

This is the money butt.

It only appears every 124078932423 posts. Reblog in 12 minutes, and money will make its way to you in the next 48 hours.

money butt god bless

MONEY BUTT. IM HERE FOR THIS.

I can get with this program

I mean I can’t risk it

I only have $3 so might as well

Rent due.

Reblogging because money butt!

Tonight pls!!! ❤

Always reblog money butt.

Mar 13 '17
Jan 21 '17
bigbruthag:
“ nilla-wafer42:
“ complexsugar:
“ complexsugar:
“ lux-obscura:
“ lux-obscura:
“ breelandwalker:
“ deenadolly:
“ districtsugar:
“ doveclove:
“ niuniente:
“ muscovado-sugar:
“ xi-vi-xiv:
“ bme-and-wttc:
“ sherlysthougths:
“...

bigbruthag:

nilla-wafer42:

complexsugar:

complexsugar:

lux-obscura:

lux-obscura:

breelandwalker:

deenadolly:

districtsugar:

doveclove:

niuniente:

muscovado-sugar:

xi-vi-xiv:

bme-and-wttc:

sherlysthougths:

justthefangirl:

timaeustestifieds:

nudiemuse:

recklesscloudz:

Reblog and you’ll find money soon!

Yes.

Also weird I reblobbed the other money one last night and a freelance check I invoiced for a month ago came in.

reblobbed

seriously have nothing to lose

Did it once might as well let it stack. At least I’m not buying loto tickets

You guys, I reblogged this 2 days ago out of desperation. Today I was looking through my old wallet for coins to go to the vending machine because that’s all I can fucking afford. I haven’t touched this thing since July/ August. When I found a disappointing 15 cents in the coin pocket I went to the billfold to see if any coins were in there. That’s when I saw them. 5 crisp bills amounting to $22. I literally screamed and danced around my room out of joy before remembering that I’d reblogged this post.

Tl;dr - This post is fucking magical and actually worked for me.

I’m broke as fuck. Money gods pls send me like 100k.

I never reblog these, let’s give it a shot.
BIG MONEY, BIG MONEY

I reblogged this last week and withing an hour I got a client after a month of silence! Literally gave me money to eat for the rest of the month.

Crazy enough but my mom randomly gave me 200 dollars after I reblogged one of these the other day…

Amen

Reblobbed.

I have a theory that these posts actually gather energy from the wishes of people who reblog them and that’s why they work. Plus, yanno, they get passed around by witches…a lot. :)

Financials are getting a little rocky here (new job was a pay cut and was supposed to be an hours increase but ended up being more of a cut/lateral move) and I’m still trying to figure out how to downgrade my spending (seriously how can I cancel some of my cable services and end up paying MORE than before fucking packages fucking Verizon…) so in the meantime I could really go for a cash infusion until I get myself sorted.

Ok this is such a ridiculous coincidence but I JUST reblogged this this morning and between then and now my tax refund hit my account 3 days early.

Draw your own conclusions.

Forever reblogging lol

Trying to go home rich, 3 more days!!!

No joke, I reblogged and less than 3 hours later, without asking, daddy transferred $500 into my account and I got a $1500 check.

I’m not broke but you can never have tooooo much lol. This shit don’t work I’m spamming all y'all lol

Jan 16 '17

drayaintshit:

galvan-in-portland:

luckytaters:

skuubasally:

tumblgang:

codyslipring:

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

  1. She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
  2. Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
  3. I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Jan 7 '17

animexiii:

c4t1nthen1ght:

doimonds-in-the-skoi:

eatsleepbreathemavin:

shipmavinsetssail:

kennylicious501:

the-meta:

doimondsintheskoi:

*geoff ramsey voice* dicks

*gavin free voice* boners

*michael jones voice* well to be fair

*ray voice* yolo, right?

*ryan voice* you kill the kids first

*jack voice* I’m gonna build a house

*lindsay tuggey voice* bitches aint shit

*jeremy voice* I am monster truck!

Jan 2 '17

annaknitsspock:

gakupokamuii:

prettyarbitrary:

lordicexx:

grandpafucker:

lifeisducky:

yeltumpar:

I <3 William Shatner on Twitter

I love how they respond to him, as if he is actually a captain, even more.

Nasa confirmed for huge fucking nerds

This is awesome and priceless and people that work on space stuff are the best people of all time.

Honestly this just about brings me to tears.

Roddenberry, Shatner, Nimoy, Nichols and all the rest of the original Star Trek cast and crew had no small role in making the moon landing as important as it was.  A few years before they set that lunar module down, this little TV show came along and fanned the dream into wildfire with an image of what humanity in space could actually look like—not only peaceful on our own world, endlessly curious, and prosperous enough to pursue it, but an active force for good in the greater universe.  Carrying not what’s most toxic about us, but what’s best about us out to the stars.

Everybody who has worked at NASA or any other space agency for the past 50 years is waiting for the day when that unmanned probe doing a flyby on a comet can be controlled from the bridge of a space-faring vessel.  When we’re not just looking at that comet through a color-coded sonar map, but we can look out a porthole and see it tumbling by with our own eyes.  When as a species we can finally outgrow hate and fear and violence, and turn our faces with joy toward all the beauties and wonders that lie waiting to be discovered.

And every time he does this, Shatner is reminding them of what that hope feels like.

This was too great to not repost.

Adding this one:

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Oct 30 '16
  • Oswald to Ed: Would you like to stay for dinner?
  • Oswalds mother from beyond the grave: Would you like to stay forever?